Love

Dear Shakira,
You are the most purely amazing woman I have ever seen in my long dramatic life. Your hip-shaking tantalizes and teases all my senses your blond hair causes me to move in a way that is "sexual" to say the least. Your colombian accent causes my ears to go wild and causes goosebumps all throughout my body. Your smokin hot body rocks my world in more ways than you could ever imagine. I'm no Beautiful Liar and those Hips sure don't lie.
I love you,
Mitch Brauning